.: 2009

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Pictionary Madonna!

Dearest Madonna,
even your frock on this is super-hideous! I truly like you. You are a breath of fresh air. The world will be boring without ye!

Monday, April 27, 2009

Some Fashion House are GENIUS! J'ADORE MAJORE!

THE GREATEST FASHION MOVIE: Oh Gareth Pugh!

Gareth Pugh is haunting moi...

Gareth Pugh A/W'09-10
NATASA Vojnovic

Maricar and Anaroe are working girls!

Shii - The Wii for Women bwa ha ha

I believe that women are now productive and finding their ways climbing to the top of the job ladder and are now equally competitive as men.

But can this video reclaim what a woman really supposed to do! ahhh well that is according to some funny skit from the Belgian comedy M!LF.

Diadem: Where is our child singer?

Shaheen Jafargholi - Episode 2 Britain's Got Talent

omg! now move ovah Susan Boyle because I am loving this kid!

Shaheen Jafargholi Sings Micheal Jackson Britains Got Talent
by lilwayneTV

Signs!

Short Film Pick of the day! See you through the window!

Tuesday Tuesday! I am giggling like a teenage boy in front of moi pc ahhh. I stumbled upon this lovely short film called "SIGNS" the story is so simple. Watch and fall in love!

It's not 2 late Daff! Look at your window gurl!

hello Kittens!

We all noticed that our blog is experiencing a low influx of readers lately aw it's a pity! It is plainly because there's nil to read. For whatevah reason!? there's zero freshness and controvercial sticky post in the threads. If you think of any exciting way to keep this blog exciting give me a shout. Your participation is important to keep this blog as artistic,wild,young as we were before!

So Ralph may start web-stripping! That would be mega!

Kittens start blogging!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Laugh Trip

Kampanyerong Kuba

Kuba: Father tinutukso na naman po ako ng “kuba! kuba!”
Father: Hayaan mo na anak, titigil din sila.
Kuba: Alam ko na po! Mag-aaral po ako mag-karate!
Makalipas ang ilang taon…
Kuba: Father. di na po ako tinatawag na kuba!
Father: Mabuti naman anak! Ano na tawag sayo?
Kuba: Ninja Turtle po.

Milagro!

Juan: Father, nakita ko po si Pedrong Pilay kanina nagdarasal sa altar! Tapos, itinapon nya nyung mga saklay nya!
Pari: Isang milagro!!! Asan na si Pedrong pilay ngayon?
Juan: Andun pa po, nakadapa at dugodugo ang ilong.

Kumpisal

Babaeng nangungumpisal: Father, sa tuwing nakakarinig po ako ng nagmumurang lalaki e di ko mapigilang makipagtalik sa taong yon!!!
Pari: Tang ina, di nga?

Bang! Bang!

Madre: Mother Superior! Tulungan nyo po ako! Nalilibugan ako…ano ang dapat kong gawin?!
Mother Superior: Iha, madali lang yan, tumingin ka sa salamin, gawin mong parang baril ang mga daliri mo at sumigaw ka ng “Bang! Bang!”. Mawawala yang libog mo.
Madre: Susubukan ko po Mother Superior.
Umalis ang Madre sa kwarto ni Mother Superior at nagpunta sa banyo, tumingin sa salimin, ginawang parang baril ang mga daliri at sumigaw ng “Bang! Bang!”. Aba! Nawala ang kanyang libog! Dali daling bumalik ang Madre sa kwarto ni Mother Superior upang magpasalamat. Pagbukas nya ng pinto, nakita nya si Mother Superior sa harap ng salamin, naka parang baril ang mga daliri nya at malakas na sumisigaw ng “RATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT!”

Layas ka sa kumbento!

Mother Superior: Hala, layas ka dito sa kumbento!
Madre: Bakit po? Dahil po ba sa paggamit ko ng vibrator?
Mother Superior: Hindi, ayoko lang may nakikiaalam sa gamit ko!

Bawal umihi sa bakod!

Madre : Father, tell your seminarians naman not to urinate along the fence…Father: Sister naman, maliit na bagay lang papansinin mo pa…Madre : No, Malalaki, Father… Malalaki!

Calamansi

Nun : I was raped… what shall i do?
Mother Superior: Here, take this calamansi.
Nun : Will this ease the pain?
Mother Superior: Sipsipin mo! Ng mawala ngiti sa mukha mo, malanding to!

Bakit Father?

Parishioner: Father bakit may nakasampay na daster, bra at panty sa may kumbento? May asawa ka?Father : Kung aasa ako sa mga donasyon nyo, di ako mabubuhay! Tumatanggap ako ng labada!

Theme Songs

wind beneath my wings - kanta ng napkin sa utot
bakit ngayon ka lang - kanta para sa mga late
im a slave for you - kanta ng mga yaya
can’t smile without you - kanta ng mga bungal
i’m almost over you - kanta ng malapit ng makumpleto ang bayad sa utang
so into you - kanta ng mga stalker
confide in me - kanta ng mga chimosa
hit me baby one more time - kanta ng mga masochista
after the love has gone - kanta ng sex nalang ang habol
don’t know why - kanta ng may amnesia
all by myself - kanta ng mahilig magbate
exhale (shoop shoop) - kanta ng may mga hika
count on me - kanta ng mga tindera
barenaked- kanta ng nagahasa
brick-kanta ni inday nung nakipag break kay dodong
breaking free - kanta ng tumakas sa city jail
breathless - kanta ng mga patay
back at one - kanta ng hindi marunong magbiliang lampas sa five
always something there to remind me - kanta ng mga panget pag tumitingin sa salamin
bring me to life - kanta ni Frankenstein
bubbly - kanta ng naulol
power of two - kanta ng dalawang bumbay
when you say nothing at all - kanta ng pipi ang syota
cleaning out my closet - kanta ng maraming damit
di na natuto - kanta ng mga bobo
dont call me baby - kanta ng mga lola
dont cry for me argentina - kanta ng mahilig sa chunkee
dont speak - kanta sa mga bad breath
tell me where it hurts - kanta ng mga doktor
eternal flame - kanta ng mga bumbero
hindi kita malilimutan - kanta ng inutangan
my heart will go on - kanta ng naheart attack

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Maritess and the Superprends!

Just for laughs!

gossip all-ears!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

by maac!

Thankful for it all
Think today of how good life can be. And you'll see that life's true goodness comes not from what you have, but from how much you value and appreciate it.

There is no end to the possibilities for richness and fulfillment in your life. There is no limit to what you can make of whatever you have.

Consider what you are able to be thankful for, and you'll discover something wonderful and empowering. You can be thankful for it all.

Look back and you'll see that the pleasures and the pains have both pushed you forward and given you countless opportunities for real growth. You've been supported by the good things you do have and inspired to reach for those things you do not yet have.

The triumphs have given you joy and the disappointments have strengthened your determination. All of it has enabled you to more richly fulfill the beautiful, genuine person you are.

Treasure all that is around you, whatever it may be, and open yourself to the positive possibilities. Be truly thankful for it all, and every day is even more rich and fulfilling than the day before.

DPT …ang SAMOK-SAMOK…maac J

Daily Rules from God

Daily Rules from God - Appreciate this very much!

Daily Rules from God
1. Wake Up!! Decide to have a good day. "Today is the day the Lord hath made; let us rejoice and be glad in it." Psalms 118:24
2. Dress Up!! The best way to dress up is to put on a smile. A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. "The Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at outward appearance; but the Lord looks at the heart." I Samuel 16:7
3. Shut Up!! Say nice things and learn to listen. God gave us two ears and one mouth, so He must have meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking. "He who guards his lips guards his soul." Proverbs 13:3

4. Stand Up!!... For what you believe in. Stand for something or you will fall for anything.. "Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time, we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good..." Galatians 6:9-10
5. Look Up!!... To the Lord.
"I can do everything through Christ who strengthens me." Phillippians 4:13

6. Reach Up!!... For something higher. "Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not unto your own understanding. In all your ways, acknowledge Him, And He will direct your path."
Proverbs 3:5-6
7. Lift Up!!... Your Prayers.
"Do not worry about anything; instead PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING."
Philippians 4:6

Maricar & Poras the movie!

confession of the class 93!

confession of the class 93! Tell us with no holds! Keep the ball rolling!

History of the Internet (Interesting 8 mins)

Interesting facts about Internet!

It took as 15 years to develop a class blog? that's lame! Well at least we have the most active blog to this date!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

what a boring day!

Bored at work today, Everyday is like other days. Nothing exciting,nothing new! oh feeling of burn-out and I know it's common in everywhere but eh just another slow day and this long month of January is killing moi! rants rants rants!

Here's some rolling potato!

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Top Ten Predictions for the Year of the OX

1. The Bible will still have all the answers.
2. Prayer will still work.
3. The Holy Spirit will still move.
4. God will still inhabit the praises of His people.
5. There will still be God-anointed preaching.
6. There will still be singing of praise to God.
7. God will still pour out blessings upon His people.
8. There will still be room at the Cross
9. Jesus will still love you.
10. Jesus will still save the lost.
God whispers in your soul and speaks to your mind. Sometimes when you
don't have time to listen, He has to throw a brick at you. It's your
choice: Listen to the whisper, or wait for the brick.

When are you going home?

Who will be around sometime June or October?

Join the mini meet on June or October! Let's have it in Boracay! There's a plenty time to save some ching-aling for everybody!!!!

An Affair To Remember

After the series of delays, I finally arrived at the venue! I couldn't contain my excitement. I texted my mother that I will not be home until tomorrow as I will go directly to our Reunion. As I approached the crowd, I could see familiar faces, familiar and yet different. I could hear Kenneth (our emcee) saying " Ang bag-o lang kaabot, papulia na lang na!". He's referring to me. I arrived two hours after the event had started. Blame it on my delayed flight and the heavy traffice in Bacolod. Gosh, I wasn't even able to fix myself. I went straight from the airport, dumped my bags to the waiting car that was supposed to bring me home safely and joined the crowd. (I even haven't kissed my son whom I haven't seen for a year) After a few hi's and hello's I went to the stage area to fix the presentation for everybody to watch. I was so tired but not hungry yet, I need some carbo-loading to keep me going so I got some skewers to eat and hurriedly went to the restroom to fix myself. When I got back to the crowd, I was so surprised because there were so many attendees. Thanks to the organizers for the job well done! I was so engrossed in listening to Kenneth as she wittingly spill out her funny antics and occassionally making "okray" everybody including our former teachers. Games and prizes had been given, teachers were asked to give their speech. Michelle and Noel joined us via telecon. Soon, the party is ending. I hardly got any voice left from shouting and laughing. I hopped from one table to another to chat with former classmates. There was a short videoke session but the caterer were starting to gather the chairs and tables and fixing the food area so the session was called to a halt. Reynette was pulled by the naughty boys and poor girl, she was dripping wet all over when she got up from the pool. I promised Ralph that I will drink to death and would stay awake until dawn so I kept my promise. After the pool area has been cleared and some classmates had filled their doggie bags with foods, we retired to the cabbanna. We spent the rest of the night chatting, drinking and recalling the happy days we had in high school. Green jokes had been thrown, intimate things revealed. Gosh! I wish the night would never end. I laughed hard until I almost cried. I was really happy seeing and talking to them again. This was one of the happiest days of my life. And I'm looking forward for another reunion with them. To my dear classmates, thank you for the memories. Asta la vista!